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What a funny lot we are! A tragedy by a
mad Scots gunman has us trying to ban
guns, knives and crickjt bats.
Mad cow disease has now claimed 11
people, so let's ban cattle!
Yet our roads claim 15 lives every
single day on average and we don't ban
thj bad drivers, not even the
unlicensed and the drunken criminals.
As for thj cars themselves, they are
sacred. Barry Wilson, Bexhiml-on-Sj
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