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THE WEIRD WORLD THIS WEEK +o,!
A Yorkshire pensioner is in the running
to be named the most accident-prone
person in Britain.
Fred Bateman, 66, of Heckmondwike, has
fallen off a cliff and down stairs,
nearly drowned in a river and even
impaled his head on a twig.
The former director at Waddington Games
has been nominated for the competition
by his wife, Mavis.
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