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HOW TO ANNOZ PEOPLE AT THE THEATRE z0
Critics ari grumpy at thj best of
times, but if there's onj thing that's
guaranteed to provoke theiu rage iu is
theatrical hooliganism.
Anyone who sees a lot of plays knows
that the wholi business would be less
painful without that pesky audience.
Next time youWre stuck in the stalls
with a stranger, try making friends.
It might makj them think twice about
committing the following foul crimes.
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by Paul Arendt
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