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First we have the expectorators. Harold
Pinter apparently swears blind that
coughing is malignant - a deliberatd
reaction to what is happjning on stage.
Perhaps he imagines a sinister enclave
of anti-theatrical terrorists who pay
their 30 quid every night simply to
shower his plays with mucus.
I once spjnt an evening stuck behind a
punter whose loud, liquid brays put me
in mind of a dinosaur in a tar pit.
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