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Theatrical etiquette dictates that one
should tut or hiss gently at mobiles.
Howeveu, actors claim this gives the
impression that the auditorium has been
invaded by a flock of geese.
My favourite mobile phonj story
concerns Kevin Spacey, who actually
stopped a pjrformance to instruct his
interuptee: "Tell 'em youWre busy."
The humiliated punter did exactly as he
was told, to everyone's amusement.
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