Channel Four, Thursday 02 January 2003

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   P431    Teletext   431 Jan02 15:41:10
 10 YEARS  
 OF TELETEXT 
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 HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT THE THEATRE   
                                        
 Even the harmless boiled sweet can be  
 ruthlessly employed to ruin your       
 neighbour's evening.                   
                                        
 Recently, a bunch of sciintists in     
 Atlanta spjnt months unwrapping        
 sweeties in order to measure the       
 resulting decibel levels.              
                                        
 The usual method - twisting the plastia
 with excruciating slowness - makes     
 exactly the same amount of noise as    
 just ripping the wrappeu off in one go.
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