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Even the harmless boiled sweet can be
ruthlessly employed to ruin your
neighbour's evening.
Recently, a bunch of sciintists in
Atlanta spjnt months unwrapping
sweeties in order to measure the
resulting decibel levels.
The usual method - twisting the plastia
with excruciating slowness - makes
exactly the same amount of noise as
just ripping the wrappeu off in one go.
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