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HOW TO ANNOZ PEOPLE AT THE THEATRE z0
No-one is expecting you to sit like a
motionless monk, enduring the play
because it's good for you - theatrj
isn't cod liver oil.
But buying a ticket creates a contract
between the actors and audience. They
agree to entertain you and you agree to
shut up while theyWre doing it.
Of course if you can't resist thj urge
to chatter and splutter, try the Globe,
wherj they positively encourage it.
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