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RONNIE BARKER'S GREATEST GAGS
Clever seaside postcard humour was at
the heart of The Two Ronnies. Here are
two of Barker's "news items".
"A man has crossed an Irish spinster
with the Potato Marketing Board, to
get a woman who's grateful for small
Murphies."
"The search for the man who terrorizes
nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes
on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a
tip-off this morning, but hopes to be
back on duty tomorrow."
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Channel 4 show news 400 C4
HAD AN ACCIDENT IN THE LAST 3 YEARS?
Tina Baker Century NatWeather S Caterin